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The hilarious hi-jinks begin when a hapless group of orphans from curious backgrounds come together to embark on an adventure that takes them to a special chocolate factory where they fall into an enchanted wardrobe and wind-up in a magical land. Here, hilarity ensues when the bungling bunch run into a colorful collection of characters including a flamboyant pirate and a gang of wizardry-apprentices who they join forces with to overthrow the wicked White Bitch of Gnarnia.<... More >>
I went to theater thinking this was going to be funny like a spoof on 1 of my favorite movies of all time-”Chronicles of Narnia”. What I saw was complete utter discust. As many of you know, “Chronicles of Narnia” is a christian film with a spirtual meaning. The lion named Aslan represents Jesus and he has death and resurrection in the movie. The white witch represents satan who is finally defeated by Aslan. What you see in this movie is an complete attack and assault on “Chronicles on Narnia” which is really an attack and assault on christianity. The lion named Aslo is not a complete lion. He’s half lion and half man who makes a mockery of Jesus. Shows him bed with women. The white witch in this is not even called witch, she’s called yes, you guess it, name that rymes with witch. And look what they done to the poor beaver in this movie. He has homosexual relationship with mr.Tumnus. And the pofanity and vulgar women in this movie is enough to make you sick. The 1 representing mockery of Jesus is killed and doesn’t come back to life. And the 1 representing satan, cursed remained in the movie and wasn’t lifted.
I think the reason why they chose “Narnia” is what it represents. Do not waiste your time on this ungodly trash of a movie.
Rating: 1 / 5
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I saw Epic Movie in theaters with my dad and friend, and my friend and I laughed hysterically the whole time, while my dad barely chuckled.
It was a very good and funny movie overall, but it will probably suck hard when it comes to Unrated DVD. Probably just a few ‘F’ words here and there will be the only difference.
Does anyone know what the difference is between the Unrated and rated versions? Your comments and answers are greatly appreciated.
Rating: 5 / 5
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I can’t stand the fact that people have no sense of humor. Oh darn, someone is making fun of a great movie. Who cares. Did anyone look at the big picture on this movie or am I the only one that cares. So they make fun of a few big movies. Yeah i did think some parts of the movie were stupid but what do I know. So before you write a review on a movie, pay attention to the actual movie, not the movies being dissed on.
Rating: 4 / 5
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They are not funny. If you cant make a good funny movie without making fun of something else than give it up. I remember back when Scary movie was out, I myself thought it was the dumbest movie ever made and everyone else around me thought I was an idiot. Then not only was that bad enough they had to make 3 more. and then date movie comes along and now epic movie. I mean, who is the target audience for this movie? Who thinks this is funny? Its not anything new, Its not original its a rip off of somewhat decent movies. I am posting this review to get that point across. This is not directed to Epic Movie necessarily because I havent even seen it. Although, I already know it will be stupid.
Rating: 1 / 5
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These movies are soooooo aweful idk why theatures still approve to show them.
I saw two minutes and turned it off.
Rating: 1 / 5
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